Let's re-Great Britain

Penguin presents the unabridged, downloadable, audiobook edition of Let's Re-Great Britain, by Al Murray, read by Al Murray.
Al Murray grabbed the headlines when he announced his intention to stand in the UK General Election as his most famous creation, the 'Pub Landlord', for the newly-formed Free United Kingdom Party. He will be contesting the seat of South Thanet against UKIP leader Nigel Farage, in a battle that is sure to see comedy and clashes from now until polling day.
This book will set out his hilarious manifesto, including his views on:
- Money: "The Pound will be revalued at one pound 10p, so it will now be worth 10p more."
- Scotland: "Alex Salmond to be made First Minister for Norwich, so he can understand what being ignored by the rest of the country is really like."
- Local issues: "South Thanet to be made the new capital of the UK. Demilitarised zone to set-up between North and South Thanet."